Welcome back to an EXCITING NEW CHAPTER OF THE ADVENTURES OF BOOTMAN BILL!
Issue 2: Electric Billaloo or something like that
It was a dark and 2spooky night at bills ginormous mansion in space.
Somehow he won the lottery and got rich over night while still selling bootleg 2spooky copys of Call of duty and Pong.
BUT JUST THEN
Jeff the killer came back for him!
Bootman bill tried to fend him off but jeff was too much for him.
Bootman bill was then kicked out of his mansion and down to earth.
Now he is believed to be dead, but no one knows that he is living in the underground under the name of MC Fred Davis.
He plays in a Nu metal band called EAT YOUR FUCKING CORN YOU LITTLE SHIT.
He has recently went on tour with Slipknot, Korn, and King 810 in the Prepare for hell tour.
But then jeff came back again.
And killed bill
THE END?